Annoying Kingdoms

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	AEON FLUX 3BB Summon Assassin (3/4) BB,T: Bury any target creature that has an upkeep cost associated with it. "Not the Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale!"		ANCESTRAL PAYBACK UU Instant Discard any 2 cards from your hand, or your entire hand whichever is less. If any spell or effect causes you to discard Ancestral Payback, that spell or effect's controller must discard 4 cards their or entire hand, whichever is less.		ASSIMILATE ENCHANTMENT 1UUU Enchant Enchantment Target enchantment card is considered to have been cast by you while Assimilate Enchantment enchants it. You may retarget enchantment as if you had just cast it. If this card leaves play, place the card it enchanted in owner's graveyard.

	AURA OF ORIGINALITY 2U Enchant Creature When Aura of Originality comes into play, the creature it enchants is treated as the first Legendary Creature brought into play of its type. All other creatures in play of the same type are buried.		AVOID MARTYRDOM XGG Instant X target creatures are unaffected by target non-targeted spell or effect.		BATONIAN FACE TOUCHERS 0 Summon Batonians (0/1) Banding; Counts as a white card "In return for letting them touch my face, they would jump in front of any sword or arrow for me. They were strange. Aye."

	BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD BB Summon Idiots (1/1) T: Sacrifice Beavis & Butthead to counter any spell or effect which changes or can change the text of another card.		BENEVOLENT SPHERE OF DAVE 1WW Enchantment Upkeep: 2 life. All white creatures controlled by you gain flying and first strike. This card is restricted. "Weenie me, baby."		BLACK MOJO OF BLOOOOGH 3BBBB Sorcery Target player loses 1 life, discards 1 card from his or her hand, destroys 1 permanent under his or her control, and then taps 1 untapped permanent under his or her control. "You bastard!" —John Cleese
	Mike Judge

	BROTHERS GIBB 3R Summon Clowns (1/3) Any creature blocking or blocked by the Brothers Gibb is immediately marked with a Brothers Gibb token. While any Brothers Gibb tokens are on a creature, it in all ways becomes a Brothers Gibb.		BURLESQUE MIRACLE 2W Instant Choose target creature in any graveyard and target opponent. Opponent chooses and article of clothing you are wearing. If you remove it for the remainder of game, target creature comes into play on your side.		CLOAK OF RESPECT 3W Enchantment Choose *, which is either "My Lord" or "My Lady". Choose target opponent. For every sentence directed at you that opponent fails to begin and end with *, that player suffers 1 point of damage.

	CLOCKWORK ABYSS 2BB Enchantment Each player must sacrifice 1 artifact creature to the Clockwork Abyss during their upkeep. If a player has no artifact creatures to sacrifice during upkeep, the Clockwork Abyss will bury the first 2 artifact creatures that come into play on that player's side for the rest of his or her turn.		CLOYING GIFT 1B Sorcery Caster removes 1 card from his or her graveyard and places it in target opponent's hand. Remove Cloying Gift from the game.		COUNTERBLAST R Sorcery Destroy any counter or token in play. You may have up to six Counterblasts in your deck.