Annoying Kingdoms

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	SUHWICHER'S TRANSPOSERFIER 7 Artifact T: You and target opponent switch absolute control of all non-land permanents in play, including Suhwicher's Transposerfier. Permanents remain in their tapped or untapped state. Put 2 tap counters on this card. Untap Transposerfier only if there are no tap counters on it. At the end of controller's upkeep, remove one tap counter from Transposerfier.		TEMPLE OF NAUGHTPAUL Anemic Legendary Land While Temple of Naughtpaul is in play, cards from the Annoying Kingdoms expansion set may not be untapped, and new spells from the set are automatically countered.		TERROR COW XBB Summon Cow (0+*/0+*) When summoned, put X+1 life counters on Terror Cow. When Terror Cow is tapped, remove a life counter. (*) is equal to the number of life counters on Terror Cow. BBB: Regenerate Terror Cow. 3: Add 1 life counter to Terror Cow.
	Michelangelo

	TOWERS OF COOLTH Anemic Legendary Land If there are no non-land permanents from the Ice Ages expansion set in play, controller of Towers of Coolth must sacrifice 4 lands or all lands (whichever is less) during upkeep. T: Destroy target non-land permanent from the Ice Ages expansion set.		TRICK OR TREAT? 3U Instant Choose 3 cards from target opponent's graveyard and place them in his or her hand.		TRUSTY FROG 3G Summon Frog (3/3) Trusty Frog is unaffected by any non-targeted spell or effect. "Trusty. Trusty Frog, king of the leafy tree frogs!" —Traditional Frog Folksong

	UNCLE JOE'S TRANSFORMATION 1GG Enchant Creature Target creature loses all of its natural abilities and becomes a saphire, ruby, emerald, pearl, or jet mox—caster's choice.		UTHUDEN HEATMEISTER WWW Summon Heatmeister (2/1) T: Utuden Heatmeister takes 2 damage. Counter red or black spell being cast. Play this ability as an interrupt.		VIRAL CLOWN 3UU Summon Clown (0/2) U,T: Put a Viral Clown token on target creature and tap it. While 1 or more Viral Clown tokens are on a creature, it loses all of its natural abilities and is instead considered a Viral Clown. During upkeep, a player may pay 3 to remove a Viral Clown token from any creature.
	M. C. Escher		Leonardo da Vinci

	WHEEL OF JASON XRR Sorcery When Wheel of Jason is cast, each player exchanges X cards from their graveyard with X cards from their library. Players then shuffle their libraries. X cannot be greater than the number of cards in the smallest graveyard or library in play. This card is restricted. "Awww, is this one of your weird decks?" —Grace		WOODZY ANGEL 5GG Summon Sprite (4/4) Flying, First Strike Woodzy Angel is unaffected by any spell or effect that changes who controls Woodzy Angel.		YELLING BOY RR Summon Child (0/1) When Yelling Boy attacks, all declared blockers must block Yelling boy. "Jeeze, I wanted to KILL that kid!"