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INBRED TREEFOLK
2GG
Creature — Hillybilly Mutants (1/4)
Trailerwalk (Cannot be blocked if opponent controla a trialer. Oops, we mean modular home.)
Inbred Treefolk gets +1/+1 during the Indy 500.

"Git your washboard Rufus, Hee-Haw's comin' on."
MEXICAN BORDER PATROL
4W
Creature — Wall (1/6)
(Walls can't attack.)
Mexican Border Patrol can't block.

"Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof? Tequila." — Kamahlito
JNANTUKO MEN'S ROOM

Land
1,T: Add one yellow mana to your mana pool.
2,T: Add one brown mana to your mana pool.

Priss had to lay some line. And he didn't work for the phone company.
Jack Grey Jack Grey Jack Grey

PRISS, NANTUKO CROSSDRESSER
5GG
Creature — Insect Faerie (5/5)
T: Puta lingerie counter on target creature.
Creatures with lingerie counters are considered female (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Jack Grey